wideawakeandinpain
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Sleepy head
Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML
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atkir002 1
Pow!! right in the kisser!! :-)
Darklord53 0
If you're having adventure problems I feel bad for ya son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
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desireev 18
For all the people saying "hit him back" and what not.. OPs husband was sleeping. Even though OPs headache is a shitty situation.. The man is innocent until proven awake. So shut up already!
kulliken 5
Oh he was awake. And bitter you said no to sex earlier due to a"headache" he was just verifying your story.
YourBabyGirlRav 8
Awhhh :( that sucks. Take a painkiller and go to sleep a little farther from your husband.
UniquelyMine 0
Punch him back where it hurts ;)
causticgirl 6
Remedy for massive skull cramp: 2 Excedrin washed down with caffeinated beverage of your choice (I prefer Coca Cola) followed by an ******. Works every time
Poser1337 5
Give him a kiss. When he asks "What was that for?" simply reply "For elbowing me." /end sarcasm
meanmachine511 0
Kick him out
serenitychaos20 6
Eh, this happens a lot to me, it's no big fml issue though. Now if he woke up, donkey punched you then tied to you a chair and forced you to eat a hot pocket because it would please him, then him say "oh sorry hunny I didn't know it was you"....then that is fml worthy.
bubo_fml 11
I suggest the doggy style position...No elbow in the face...
KiddNYC1O 22
That's no way to give head.