wideawakeandinpain
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Sleepy head
Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML
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atkir002 1
Pow!! right in the kisser!! :-)
Darklord53 0
If you're having adventure problems I feel bad for ya son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
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MrSaxMan 0
Elbow him in the groin next time you sneeze
btstig 11
Yeah, That's not even close to being the same. Go take a long walk on a short pier. That is all.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Why don't you do it? Test the waters first for our good friend #11, instead of just be a dick.
downtime 13
Ah yes, the obvious response to an accident is to deliberately cause physical pain. What a wonderful partner you'd make.
rickoslyder 5
This wouldn't be a FML if you were into S&M :P
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yes, it would. Headaches are never the good kind of pain.
rauldaman 0
Must have hurt, eh?
TashaRuber 0
My dog did that to me once
rickoslyder 5
You sleep on the same bed as your dog? O.O
SilverInGray 25
A lot of pets sleep in their owner's bed. Mine does.
TashaRuber 0
Lol yee i feel saferr:p
ImaginaryFoe 1
Damn the sleeping situation, your dog has elbows?
TashaRuber 0
Ya its connected to his arm?? Well it was more of his paw but whatevss
Anubyte 0
I used to be an OP like you... ... Then I took an elbow to the head
ohcrapitscurtis 8
That's funny. I don't care what the Stormcloaks say
u_mad_bro_fml 13
How unfortunate OP...Headaches suck
twofirstnames 12
Couch for him! Haha kidding but that must of hurt, FYL OP. I know what it's like to get rid of an excruciating headache just to have my head hurt again.
hateevryone 15
damn, you should've hit his ass back.....twice as hard.
taliax101 8
This has nothing to do with the FML post but you look like a girl I went to high school with. Just saying lol
DocBastard 40
Yes, seek revenge for something done involuntarily while sleeping. Makes perfect sense.
bebohacker1 4
Haha docbastard you tell it straight
murdersquirrel 15
hateevryone - I think anger management is a good idea for you. Your advice is almost always to retaliate with violence.
sailoroftheseas 7
bam!
rubberduckie94 13
when i get headaches like that i stay in bed not wait up for them to go away
TraceCase_ 19
Doesn't work that way for everyone...I pace when I have a bad migraine. Tilting my head back even slightly makes the pain unbearable.