Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I fell down concrete stairs trying to plug my computer into an outlet. I now have a twisted ankle, scrape on my elbow and a huge scratch across my laptop. The best part? The outlet wasn't even working. FML
Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML
Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML
Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML
Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML
Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML
Today, I tried to make a move on the cute guy who sits opposite me at work. In theory, I was going to start a game of footsie with him. In practice, I screwed up and managed to yank his computer's power cable out. He lost his unsaved work. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
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Top comments
applebranch 0
Dude YDI for "making noise" when trying to pull out a plug. Pulling plugs out should be a SILENT ACTIVITY.
lesp 6
What's the lesson today kids? Don't violently yank anything at work for 10 minutes. You're asking to get caught.
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Comments (61)
deathbunny256 0
I can only think of one possible explanation for your inability to unplug a laptop... Are you an ant or some other kind of insect? That or you're just weak.
latkematzoball 0
wow. you must have looked so amazingly stupid. i hope your boss got a kick out of it
latkematzoball 0
wow. you must have looked so amazingly stupid. i hope your boss got a kick out of it
rhiannaa 0
I swear to god someone went on the mod page and clicked yes for every single FML that came up. Most FML's are extremely lame today.
YoungTechnique 0
What kind of moron doesn't know how to unplug something? YDI.
bumgirl 0
I wanna know where the hell you work that it matters if you are making noise or not? :/
burnhamt23 0
Lawl
foshizdanizLA 0
youre a DIPSHIT
deja54 0
haha Good FML.
skittlesxmonster 5
idk if anyone else said this buuuut... " I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. " that's what he said =)