Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML
Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML
Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, my neighbors threatened to sue me because a six-foot branch fell off one of my trees and into their yard, hitting nothing on the way down. FML
Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I ran a stop sign that was completely obscured by foliage, in a city I was unfamiliar with. A city bus then T-boned me. My car is now totalled, and I’m afraid this will now go to court. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
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FYLbeotches 5
Tree murderer
KeannaLove 32
I really don't see how you can mix those two up... Well at least if the hospital finds you crazy you'll get a little vacation.
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Comments (165)
rofflewaffle 9
Did you then ask him for a ride to work?
KiddNYC1O 22
Wow, I'm sorry. And I thought my fender bender two weeks ago was bad...
ilove80smetal 8
Are you the guy who broke through a fence and crashed into a tree on someone's FML yesterday?
babyshaft408 8
What a tree hugger. N e thing to get rich these days
babyshaft408 8
What a tree hugger. N e thing to get rich these days
janro72 10
hey, there could've been a kid there so be proud for doing what you thought was right
sryu 9
People will find anything to sue for these days. FYL
Chad_the_Brony 0
Tell him to **** off, slash his tires and run over his kid. Then counter-sue for damage to your mental health. I don't care if this gets thumbed down, I'd beat the **** out of him for suing on. Such a trivial matter.
vinsanity12 0
It's funny right below someone complained about a man hitting his tree
SockMonkey333 0
What? How do you mistake leaves for a kid