Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
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Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Erzebet_fml 7
You didn't think to look around before resorting to sticking your hand into a toilet filled with your own fecal matter?
unidentifieduser 23
You need to eat more fiber.
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Comments (146)
VoodooPriestess 16
When I was at a friend house and something like this happened, I sucked up my embarrassment and asked where she kept her plunger. I also looked around the bathroom first. That is so wrong.
meouch 6
For future reference, look thoroughly for a plunger before mashing up your poop with your hands.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
You don't need to be so insecure about having to take a crap,your only human.It would be more embarrassing,for me anyways,to do what you did.
Kamon97 23
You are so disgusting YDI
ilovetraveler 17
If this happens to me, I just leave and pretend nothing happen. Bad I know but better than this....
Mini96_fml 16
That is absolutely disgusting.
Guy11 17
Shit happens, get over it
emilyyy_maryyy 14
Um.. Ew. THAT was your last resort?
theBadGuy37 9
No, it was her first resort.
Edumcg 24
Oh. My. God. OP you wrote it like it was nothing. I'm proud of you, not everyone would do that for his boyfriend, it's obvious that you were concerned about what they could've thought. I'm sure I'm the only one.... but I find that cute. And mature.
Beepbeep7 14
What is with all of these nasty ass shit touchers on here?