Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML
Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML
Today, I called customer service for my phone. We talked for a while and the man was very nice to me. Too nice. Right before hanging up, he said, “Have a good day ma’am!” He was flirting the whole time and I didn’t realize it, and he didn’t that I’m a guy. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
Today, while working at my dead-end call centre job that couldn't get any worse, I answered a call from a customer who was having loud sex. I still needed to sound professional and tell her when a product was released. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
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sheila_babeela 0
aw man, poor you! hahaha! but atleast he'll probably give you a good review!
irishfever 0
haha maybe you should consider getting a job at one of those phone sex lines ;)
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Comments (107)
SuperSpore 0
That would be sssoooo creepy. I think I would have needed therapy if that happened. lol But, seriously, that is creepier than talking toilets.
Humanoid_fml 0
So what? It's not like he knows who you are or where you live. I wouldn't call this an FML.
trishaaa 0
HAHAHAHA, at least you helped him.
illeyad 0
Wow, even if it was a woman on the other end that is bizarre! I think I would have started laughing into the phone if I heard moaning. That was so funny, now you'll have to post a sound clip of your voice :P
mike_i_am 0
i would have hung up at the word soothing
_bummer_ 0
I'm a girl and I'm pretty sure I would have said "FML" to someone calling my voice soothing and then groaning to it, too.
pleasetryagain 0
I almost put YDI because you stated that you're a guy- as if that makes it worse. But in the end, this was too icky for my to put anything but FML.
_bummer_ 0
and at number 9 and 13... how ignorant can you be? I'm pretty sure whether or not someone is gay wouldn't make the phone call any less creepy.
sparda4355 0
27 is right, and as such the OP had the full authority to hang up the phone... BTW 27 your smoking hot! :) and you type very "soothing"...
SaruhMai 0
#9 obviously he's straight or he wouldn't have posted this on FML to show how creepy and weird of was.