Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
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amirn86 0
Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol
lucyford 0
aww. haha.
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sydney9_fml 0
FML is a place to go and laugh. Not a place to argue religion. Shut up.
FBIWarning 0
FML is a place for argument! FML cant be 10 times better then the actual FML posted, i enjoy reading what people have to say about this. =D The ignorance, no beautiful!.
kellster 2
Don't worry, he still does. :)
ohhhhshizzz 0
#97: WTF, I never told an athiest to disprove God I just wanted someone to show me proof, because of the arguing. So don't tell me I know nothing about debating, because I am not I was putting my two-cents in. KTHXBAI.
schadenfreudeFTW 0
omnipotence, omnibenevolence and omniscience. evil and suffering. are they compatible?
DeadMansCrack 4
I find it hard to believe that a person's grandmother would actually go on this site. I don't have anything against older people, but I just cannot picture anyone above their forties going on this website and posting FMLs,leaving comments,etc.
ilovetennis14 0
all i have to say is that if you believe that God does not exist then you believe there is a God. im not saying your following him but im saying there is a God. and Jesus is God's son, don't believe me? pick up a bile and read John 3:16, i learned that in elementary school
Chocolate_Chunk 2
wait.. "when you believe there is no god then you believe there is a god"? maybe you should go back to elementary school
wienerwagon 0
Why are you all arguing about religion? You don't even know if the grandmother in question believes any of this Jesus stuff. I know a whole lot of parents who don't but still take their kids to church to instill them with good morals. Religion is not solely a belief system. And even if it were, you're on a stupid website about funny things that happen to us throughout the day. Laugh, make a comment like "kids will be kids" and move on. This isn't some forum for serious debate (which the majority of you would be terrible at).
Sum_Dum_Bum 0
And thank you #114 for a lovely demonstration of circular logic.
AdamGD 0
#25 you do know that in that same amendment is freedom of religion, right? So the OP can believe whatever they want! Don't use amendments that contradict your point