Lord_Nick
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Québec, Canada
Shit song
Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML
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VikingLynne 18
if this is one of the most traumatic experiences you've had, count your blessings.
BoredomIsReal 13
If it was narrated by Morgan freeman then it's fine. If not, that's creep
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SkylineFTW97 25
What was he doing in there? Killing hookers, and disposing of their remains, while simultaneously purging his own bodily waste? Because if so, YOU. HEARD. NOTHING.
FalloutScrolls 25
Lost opportunity at a duet.
SmittyJA24 26
My sympathy goes out to that guy's wife / GF.
interesting33 37
Could be non-heterosexual?
smoothies14 32
or ya know...single
enganerd 17
I never knew one could make a musical about taking a dump. What would you call the musical?
lysx84 24
I rarely poo in a public convenience but if this became more common I think I'd make a point of it.
914smv 18
that must have been horrifying... hope you can erase it from your mind.
watermelon15 35
I moderated this! I'm still laughing XD
watermelon15 35
What were his lyrics, OP?
SuckMyStrider 13
I would've been honored to hear such boredom in one song. If it was Morgan Freeman it would've been better.
CoupeDeAce 6
You should be impressed with his lyrical abilities. Or just be a whiney little bitch because the world stopped catering to you for a moment.