Lord_Nick
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Québec, Canada
Shit song
Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML
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VikingLynne 18
if this is one of the most traumatic experiences you've had, count your blessings.
BoredomIsReal 13
If it was narrated by Morgan freeman then it's fine. If not, that's creep
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SuperLemon99 9
I hope that I can turn back the time to make it all alright.
chuka81 27
Super Lemon, you're no Super man. You can't turn back time.
noisyboy4000 23
The flash can do it too
Miss_Whipped 43
So can Hermione Granger.
TheMightyMrJ 6
So can Doc Brown and Marty McFly
VikingLynne 18
if this is one of the most traumatic experiences you've had, count your blessings.
HarshD9619 34
This is totally unrelated, but I couldn't ignore it. A girl (bigirlsrockoxox is her username) messaged me saying she will commit suicide tonight. Now, I don't know her much and it might probably not even be true. But if anyone knows anything about it, or can help in anyway, it's much appreciated, you might just someone's live. Thank you
oasis359 13
op didnt quote the lyrics. im sure they were horrific
FemskyD 26
Whoohoo free musical, you should have joined!
pedinhuh 23
Well, I guess we can say his play was...Shitty. ...I'll see myself out.
AndrewMoreira14 19
The door is to your left.
tiptoppc 21
And he took a right.
BoredomIsReal 13
If it was narrated by Morgan freeman then it's fine. If not, that's creep
paravoz 30
What if he was jerking off?
mds9986 24
That's a shitty situation. *hides*
WarMachine68 24
You can run but you can't hide... Downvoters are ruthless
Cyrus00 41
You should have joined in and made it traumatizing for him!
moocowmilk0 19
must resist making obvious shitty day comment
NomeDMF 17
Clearly you failed.
A07 48
Sounds like you've led a pretty sheltered life little lording, this is how the commoners live.
oasis359 13
master beardface is right.
A07 48
You too shall sit on the beardface council one day young Padawan.
EvilLittleGirl 24
that's an awkward sHituation to be in. ....heh.
zippocobalt6 14
Wow, I'm actually impressed. This shit pun's pretty original.