Lord_Nick
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Québec, Canada
Shit song
Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML
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VikingLynne 18
if this is one of the most traumatic experiences you've had, count your blessings.
BoredomIsReal 13
If it was narrated by Morgan freeman then it's fine. If not, that's creep
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Comments (42)
MDoremis 38
I'm sure he would have enjoyed some harmonizing.
Ipeh 20
Or a Simon and Garfunkel-style duet would work too.
revolvearoundme 15
It puts the lotion on it's skin and it tugs it's hose again!
weird_adult 27
did he at least Have a Good voice?
jansdrs 19
Incoming shitty puns
nonsensical 26
That's what she said.
lukian_fml 29
Tug tug tug boat sailing away!
aeryn97 17
Haha. that's awesome but I bet it made pooping while he was there impossible lmao
NightOWL666 14
If he was just pooping then that's a shitty situation. If he was doing other things.. Good luck forgetting that
Jacorama 8
Conceal don't feel don't let them hear but they heard so let it flow leeeet it flow the germs never bothered me anyway
tomatosz 23
Somehow, I keep misreading this as "while I was talking shit", instantly cueing my mental jukebox to play Hollaback Girl...
wow2mylife 25
I did that in the shower before in a gym