Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insects to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spiders aren't insects they're arachnids." The girl is six. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML
Today, I saw a spider. My two year-old knows that I'm afraid of them, but in an attempt to not pass my phobia onto him, I said it was a piece of dirt. Now he thinks that I'm afraid of dirt. I did not think this through. FML
Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old man. FML
Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, I found out that my kids played around with a bunch of caterpillars they'd found in the yard, then informed me they'd eaten a few. I then had to scramble to Google "Is this kind of caterpillar poisonous?" FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my mom volunteered me to help out at her coworker's 5-year-old son's birthday party. I didn't realize until I got there that "helping out" meant "dressing up as Spider-Man". FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML
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Top comments
FMLenV 0
Haha, that is so sad but so funny.
ryoga 0
She should have slapped you, too.
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Comments (157)
deardaniel_fml 0
lol wtf you guys actually believe this? there's no way a 1st grader can call you a dumbass and know what a arachnid is.
drimpossible 0
I know some very bright (and obnoxious) 6 year olds
person1000003 0
Oh shit owned!!
iamatacomuff 0
spank that little bitch's ass! >:O
EveryDayJackAss 0
ROFL pwned by a SIX year old.....i mean damN! i've guess it was unlucky for the OP that the girl was readin up on spiders
ohFawkYou 0
LOLOLOL.
TheCameraLies 1
Sorry but how can you NOT know that spiders aren't insects? insects have 6 legs and spiders have 8 YDI for forgetting that and not to make anyone angry or anything but for gods sake dumbass? that is NOT a swear word, say what you will but i have a three year old cousin who can think up better (and more colourful) insults than that.
SarahBabyCakes05 0
whoa baby. what kinda 6yearolds are you baby sitting? idk of any that would say dumbass & know what an arachnid is. advice for the future; baby sit dumber kids.
fearlesstiger98 0
Owned by a 6 year old.
MikeR8898 0
Are you people ****in serious??? I've been through high school, a 4 year college degree program, and am preparing for my MCAT exam---and I did not know spiders weren't insects either. Clearly it wasn't a big deal or an important fact in school or I probably would have remembered it (assuming they mentioned it, which they probably did at some point). So--not everyone knows this and quite frankly i doubt many give a flyin **** either. Seriously--get off this person's back, you ****in freaks. Nobody ****in cares whether they are insects or arachnids.
Solumina 0
Way to be proof that people no longer need to be smart in order to get a degree
sheilatothemoon_ 0
as if you didn't know that. everyone knows that. i knew that when i was six.