Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the 18-now-19 year-old girl who originally lead me on, ended things, then made a show of our four year age difference to the people she knew is now happily dating a 27 year-old. Her parents approve. I’m now known as a creep and lost many friends over this, but she just gets to move on? FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, within one day of meeting me, my stepmom decided to break up with my dad. Her reason being, "I love you, but I just can’t put up with the kid." I’m 'the kid'. I’m 28 years-old. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
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009bouris 5
tell me your a pedophile without saying your a pedophile
fishyrael 29
"Finally been able to date after so long..." So how old was she when you decided you loved her? There is no answer you can give that isn't disgusting. Thank god her parents recognized your grooming for what it was.
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Comments (21)
easybree 10
finally able to date after so long? as in… you were waiting for her to turn 18? gross…
Crowned Sataness 12
if she's 18 now that means you wanted her underage. nasty ass pedo I hope her parents chop it off.
rpy13 13
You’re a pig and her parents are right
Wadlaen 24
You're exactly twice her age, and you don't think there's anything weird or wrong with that?
dreams2383 20
you've finally been able to date after so long? how long? she's only 18 you moron pedo! no wonder her parents don't approve. you've been waiting! GROSS!!!
NiNi73_fml 2
Strong pedo vibes
BurnInDemonFire 39
Buddy, the only people you'll get any sympathy from are Russell Brand, Gary Glitter, and the trolls. Go get help.
BrizBurry 10
grooming someone over time doesn't make that consent appropriate
idragosani 17
That is a bit of a gap... you're old enough to be her father
UniUni 20
So you were grooming her and waited for her to turn 18. Doesn't sound like consent to me pedophile