Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML
Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize I'd lost my receipt. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
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marinus_fml 20
How close were you to the door with that shirt!
FYLDeep 26
A real ninja could have stolen the shirt no problem. Of course real ninjas aren't insecure enough to feel the need to declare that they are ninjas via shirt. That old man was probably a ninja.
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Comments (83)
mdog1114 0
lolz
CaseyLove91 5
do you say anything else but lolz?
vgman88 4
lolz
getonup 0
Can't have been a good shirt.. The clothes I wear don't slide when they hit they floor.. they just fall into a heap.
klutzycleo 5
It probably slid on the floor because of the momentum of it falling outta OP's hand, weight of the hanger, force of bumping into old guy etc, slippery finish on tiles etc etc etc.
purplechickk99 0
etc is an annoying word...
dakotaF_CKEDyou 0
ahaha dummass
evybeth 0
well they can check there cameras... so no worries.. yet.
FYLDeep 26
A real ninja could have stolen the shirt no problem. Of course real ninjas aren't insecure enough to feel the need to declare that they are ninjas via shirt. That old man was probably a ninja.
angel55033 12
you're ninja talk belongs to the other recently added below of FML lol
beccusmaximus 0
He probably is. Slick-ass old bastard.
angel55033 12
yea right an elderly man has such force the shirt flew out the door right along with you, thief
bent80 0
love your back
angel55033 12
thanks :)
kellykerplunkksl 0
Let's hook up
angel55033 12
I didn't even know shirts could slide out the door
funzcpl 0
lame ass excuse. oh lord it's lame. borderline pitiful actually! lol. good god!
funzcpl 0
#26 that made me laugh. lol. I know right, old men have big ol muscles!
sora_sango3 0
what kind of person would walk up to the counter and tell them if they were going to steal the shirt but a shirt sliding does sound kinda fishy to me.