FingerBang
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Self-soothing
Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML
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reset_button 0
Did she fart when you pulled her finger?
SmilesAlotXD 0
its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)
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Comments (51)
SHAAAAAARK 1
fingery fun, eh?
justalice_fml 0
LMAO. I did that with my friend's younger brother's toe in the sand at the beach... I thought it was a piece of driftwood. It's quite mortifying.
bettyboy 4
Omg... Some of these comments have just made my day! Ahaa! :D
blueExcess 0
Whilst I was reading this passage I came to realize how stupid "whilst" sounds.
taternuts 0
Was she hot?
edgeofvictory 4
Today I showered. In spaghetti. FML
The_9th_Doctor 18
did you but her dinner at least after
id4l 8
over where you live why do you guys spell while, like whilst
jademitch 20
Haha, must have been really awkward if she didn't stop you x
PartyLemon 4
How on earth do you mistake flesh for metal?