FingerBang
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Self-soothing
Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML
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reset_button 0
Did she fart when you pulled her finger?
SmilesAlotXD 0
its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)
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BigStash 0
Geriophile!
thebamf 0
Bahahahahaha. Thank you for the laugh.
wordgirl 0
Old people often lack human contact because of the unattractiveness of aging. It may have been embarrassing for you, but it may have been the only touch she had that day. Human touch is essential to life and health, so be glad of your mistake. And hug your grandma when you see her next. :)
wordgirl 0
Wow. I was the only un-funny reply...sorry FML-ers. :)
sephirothyeti 0
She probably belongs to some discrete culture where finger rubbing is used as a formal greeting. Hopefully you didn't sit in her presence, because in her culture that is how people propose.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Did her finger squirt?
sephirothyeti 0
Why is this comment hidden? It is great.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Someone is going around burying a bunch of people's comments. :o Thanks for the compliment, though! :D
lenasaur 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kombucha_fml 8
lol :D
Kibeth 0
lol you just gotta laugh at stuff like that. At least she got a free finger massage XD
fringle 0
Why does everyone say whilst? While!!! geez.
beethoven_fml 0
ha was she dead that would have been too bad
thematt_fml 0
yes, but his fingerbanging revived her