FingerBang
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Self-soothing
Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML
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reset_button 0
Did she fart when you pulled her finger?
SmilesAlotXD 0
its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)
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Comments (51)
_Noon_ 0
Eww, haha. I hope you apologized?
reset_button 0
Did she fart when you pulled her finger?
NathanKett 0
Did she at least make a joke about it?
liveBabylon 0
aahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahhaa BEST FML I've read :)
nazooer 11
Kinky
Fother_Mucker 0
Did she wink at you?
IllegalLight 0
H1N1! Don't rub your hands in public places D: For the love of...
SmilesAlotXD 0
its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)
_Noon_ 0
So true xD
Skull_300 0
If she didn't stop you, did you caress her ass next? "She was probably a cougar on the prowl!"
Peroxide 3
"I'm gonna finger bang bang you into my life!!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ
violette_fml 0
Lol@FingerBang. Wow, that would've been awkward.
playfuldesk 0
I wanna finger bang bang u into my life, girl u like to fingerbang and it's all right.
cutiepie87 0
LOL'D @ FINGERBANG!!!!!!!
jts2 3
LOL'D. South Park Reference makes violette and playfuldesk win this entry.
sometester 0
dddd
TenebrificTurtle 0
Did she fingasm?
TenebrificTurtle 0
OMG I am just, I don't know what to say... thank you!