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Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML

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reset_button 0

Did she fart when you pulled her finger?

SmilesAlotXD 0

its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)

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ohmygoodnex 0

Finger bang bang you every night.

beastly13 0

i cant stop but think about this joke i herd: "hey come over to MySpace ill Twitter with your Yahoo and you'll Google all over my facebook"

littleleeway 0

A finger was kind of disappointing. Knowing FML I was seriously expecting a real penis.

Reyo 2

That reminds me of a joke. A burgler breaks into this middle aged woman's house. He goes into her beadroom as she stares at him, startled, immediately starts rubber her thigh saying "Where's the jewelery." She replied with "You keep doing that and I'll tell you EVERYTHING."

LOLgasmic123 9

LOLGASMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! dats funny

LOLgasmic123 9

LOLGASMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! dats funny

Aerianna 0

...I was actually expecting it to end with "I was rubbing my hand along and playing with what I thought the handrail was. Turns out it was a penis."

DQB 0

YDI for saying whilst.

prplwrpl 0

I know right? Who the heck says whilst?

yehr 0

ROFL!!!!!!!! i've done this.. fucken funny!!!!!! hahhaha i've also been talking to and reached behind me and grabbed my bf's hand and carried on walking and talking to him and finally turned around and it was some complete stranger guy just waiting for me to turn around and realise LMAOOO!!!! XD XD XD