Today, my sister, who knows I'm severely afraid of heights, got me tickets to skydive for my birthday. When I reminded her of my fear, she stated that she forgot and should just keep them for herself and her boyfriend. My mom agreed. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, I went to the Grand Canyon with my family. Also today, I found out that I have a crippling fear of heights. My family left me on a ledge hyperventilating and having a mental breakdown, while they hiked for another 2 hours. They won't stop telling me how pretty it was and what I missed. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my older sister threw an epic tantrum, demanding that my parents not pay for my 21st birthday trip. She insists it’s not fair for them to gift me a trip, since she didn’t get to celebrate her 21st. She didn’t get to celebrate because she was pregnant. Now my mom wants to reconsider. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
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Top comments
freckleface221 19
For her birthday you should buy yourself tickets to Disneyland.
rg350dx 29
Say you're going to conquer your fear of heights, take tickets, sell tickets, acquire birthday money.
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Comments (93)
MzNViziBLe 8
Tell her no thanks you'll figure out something to with them
havok87 11
What a bitch.
Pinwheel 10
Are you sure you don´t want to try? I am afraid of heights but flying in a plane is OK for me and I also did a tandem jump when I was a kid and it was awesome. Apart from that I hope you can find something for her birthday that she hates and you love and just keep it.
Dramori 29
I used to be scared of heights too, I couldn't even cross a footbridge over a dual carriageway - a 2,000 ft static line skydive solved it! You should totally go for it!
Faff 20
Maybe she actually forgot? Or am I being ridiculous :S
LegolasPrincess 10
If I was you I would of just kept them, just she couldn't have them. Then sell them to a friend, profit for you. Karma for her!
duma191 21
you should have taken the tickets and sold them.
Chewiebhz 15
YDI for being such a pussy! Skydiving is gr8!
fuckit_oo 10
Maybe it's time face your fear and take advantage on the opportunity.. Never know till you try O.o
samsmashsky 2
You should get her something shes totally scared of for HER birthday then say you forgot and go with your friend/lover.