Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and who knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night… It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
Today, I was staying at a friend's, and I called my girlfriend in the morning to serenade her awake with a sweet song. My friend stared at me, then shook his head and said, "I suddenly understand why you got cheated on in the past." FML
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, after months of watching it brewing, my best friend, who I love dearly, slept with the girl I've disliked for almost as long. It’s not my place to be hurt, we’re not together, but the idea just fills my heart with hopelessness and sadness. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
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sassypants93 17
Maybe you should have kept your legs closed for a little longer...
GawZ 0
sounds like he used you for sex. great guy to have a crush on. congratulations. fyl.
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krazy_glu3 0
"you're lucky breathing is involuntary" omg that made me bust out laughing!! as for nail polish on guys? yeah only if you are gay.. when I think of nail polish on guys I think of skinny emo boys with tight jeans and a tight shirt. and lime green or white? WTF? but why don't you just try it out and see how much it doesn't work on you getting a girl. unless you ARE gay,. then by all means... go for it!
jess6blondie9 3
Sounds like a personal problem to me. Maybe you shouldn't open your legs so easy when the guy you like finally wants you, or in this case your ******. YDI
MyKeyy 0
at least you had sex.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
"how how I feel about him." Huh?
lordcaliburx 0
It's hard to see alcohol and hormones turning out to be anything big -Atmosphere -
imac619 2
Ydi.
DarlingNikki91 4
I've had a crush on my best friend for like 5 years. Thank god I never had that happened. I cant imagine how you feel. I'm sorry! But damn what a dick!!!
misslucero 3
you deserve better OP!
bariforlife 0
get some!
bariforlife 0
or should i say got some but seriously that sucks OP im just wondering what you're going to tell him or how you're going to feel around him
xTw1zt3dx 0
lol