Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Today, my mom, who still refuses to get a mobile phone, was late coming home, so I was sent to buy dinner. Dad wanted seafood. I picked it up and returned, only to find Mom was already back with McDonald's. Dad insisted we eat that, despite my protests and MY money I'd spent on HIS request. I made sure Mom saw the Verizon ads. FML
Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML
Today, my mom proved to me that there was favoritism between me and my siblings. My mom made me use my money to buy everyone dinner, but when my brother wanted to buy himself food, my mom asked him if he was gonna buy me and our sister some too, he said, "No, I don’t want to" and she said, "That’s fine." FML
Today, my sister outed me to my very conservative parents as retaliation for not taking her to get McDonald’s at 2 a.m. last night. My mom gave me an ultimatum, either "stop the lesbian shit" or get the fuck out of her house. My sister smirked through the whole thing. FML
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
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Top comments
MikeDa1Da 14
Can't complain about fresh, never frozen beef.
NoFeet 4
Tell her you always liked your dad more anyways.
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Comments (113)
maxamus951852 3
Atleast ur parents admit their faults..
wittygirl 8
Couldn't even be bothered to treat her girls equally.. Wendy's doesn't cut mom stop favoring.
kingcaesar 0
Its the thought that counts right?
monkeyhead641 6
Parents do things with all their kids. You should understand that just because one sibling gets to do something dosent mean so do you
BeThePanda 1
If OP wasn't going to get something do grand as a shopping spree, than why even tell OP about it?
polkadots133 3
You can't beat fresh cut sea salted fries!
Trisha_aus 15
Food > walking around carrying shopping bags.
ambrown101 4
"now hunny, go cheap. I just blew all of our money on your sisters shopping spree that we just went on. With out you."
xJebu 8
Well played
howdy_mypeeps 10
You must be the oldest child...
hateevryone 15
Well at least she made up for it. But she could've took you shopping.