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School project [gone sexual]

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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...whaaat thee hell is wrong with you lol jk.but thaats really funny

I'm sure u would know

Was there ANY other way you coulda worded it? YDI for feeding the dirty side of society.

This was literally so funny I couldn't breath. Best FML, hands down. Sorry OP, public speaking sucks for a lot of people.

I'd have given you an A

i guess he gave a hell of a tiny mustache ride

LOL I don't see how you went from A to B there, especially while giving a presentation. But on the bright side you probably made everyone laugh.

A+ for most memorable presentation!