Today, I got back from a three week trip in the Alaska back-country. I survived climbing fatally steep mountains, white water rafting in a freezing glacier river, and a near bear attack. Despite all that, a badly thrown frisbee managed to split my eyebrow in half. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went outside for the first time in a week and ended up tripping over something, busting my lip and nose, and breaking a tooth. I ran away in a dazed and confused panic while dropping all my stuff. Not going outside again for a while. FML
Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, my husband is finally fully recovered from getting decompression sickness during our scuba diving vacation. Today is also the day I snapped my femur in half while skiing. FML
Today, we had to abandon a Winter Scout camping trip midway because of a blizzard. I was hauling my stuff out of the cabin. No one warned me about the icy steps. I slipped, landed on my tailbone, blacked out and saw stars. Everyone is now laughing at me and doing impressions of me rolling in the snow in pain. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
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Top comments
taconinja1995 0
I think the mountain threw the frisbee, trying to kill you a second time.
3ddie_the_head 0
Sounds like you had a fun trip.
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Comments (158)
awilso13 8
triumvirate = beast that's just too funny lol
akaashR 0
HO-LY SHIT.
DevilWearsPrado 0
lol WTF? sounds like the universe needed to even out the score!
robc32ca 4
I don't think the frisbee was badly thrown. sounds more like it was badly caught!
ababoloo 0
haha I agree with 70
Kanvis78 0
How badly do you have to throw a frisbee to injure yourself? Wow! :)
gram1 1
That sucks! Well I guess they were right when they said most accidents happen close to home. :)
MetalFish 0
Xtreme Frisbee FTW!
Baroness542 6
Tell everyone that the split eyebrow is actually from when you fended off a mountain lion with your bare hands.
crazimami 0
lmao #56! this totally sounds like a bad will ferrall movie