Today, I got back from a three week trip in the Alaska back-country. I survived climbing fatally steep mountains, white water rafting in a freezing glacier river, and a near bear attack. Despite all that, a badly thrown frisbee managed to split my eyebrow in half. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went outside for the first time in a week and ended up tripping over something, busting my lip and nose, and breaking a tooth. I ran away in a dazed and confused panic while dropping all my stuff. Not going outside again for a while. FML
Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, my husband is finally fully recovered from getting decompression sickness during our scuba diving vacation. Today is also the day I snapped my femur in half while skiing. FML
Today, we had to abandon a Winter Scout camping trip midway because of a blizzard. I was hauling my stuff out of the cabin. No one warned me about the icy steps. I slipped, landed on my tailbone, blacked out and saw stars. Everyone is now laughing at me and doing impressions of me rolling in the snow in pain. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
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taconinja1995 0
I think the mountain threw the frisbee, trying to kill you a second time.
3ddie_the_head 0
Sounds like you had a fun trip.
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Comments (158)
Hellishness 6
well that's a first
SHREKballs 0
that's sad OP, I guess it's more glorious to be killed by the bear
fagboobsrofl 0
lolfag
MagneticGuitar 0
Frisbee is more hardcore!
chuk_norris_fml 0
Haha isn't this a good thing? OP, why on earth would you want a monobrow anyway???
Bradster_15 0
if it was a unibrow that frisbee did u a favor
loganm22 0
nobody said he had a unibrow before...
3ddie_the_head 0
Sounds like you had a fun trip.
turtlemansam 6
One time I got hit in the face with a fizzbee. Ohh the stories you can make up with a black eye....
wade907 0
**** man I live in Alaska I do that a lot
Hellishness 6
why'd my comment get deleted??
TechnoTaco 0
"This is a hold up!!" "Oh my god he has a frisbee!!" Hah, Imagination
BananaSticker 0
So... You're mad because you didn't fall off a mountain, freeze to death in a cold river, or get ripped to shreds by a bear? Yeah, this FML is stupid. If I managed to survive all those things and then get an injury so small as a cut on my eyebrow, I'd feel pretty damn lucky. This would only be an FML if the cut got infected and ate all the skin on his face off.
Hozay 0
haha
the_flirtt 0
well atleast you had fun.
RyGan 0
You're no superman
JuliaM1000 10
Aaand lemme guess, u failed the job after hard working if 50 hours and they fired you.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op you had a great time over the last three weeks and you're whining cuz you got a little cut?
bennyboy111 7
op ur an idiot so u'd rather fallen off the cliff?
KingDingALing 9
18- "This is a hold up!" " Oh my god! That poodle has a gun!...it's smoking a cigar to!"
blankaex 0
Since when did running away from a bear make you invulnerable to frisbees?
Jessi2487 0
you have failed the test grasshopper. you will forever be weak and a loser.
Technocidal 0
I get hit in the face by a ball at least once every year. You get used to it after a while. Then it gets fun :D
emo_fail_child 0
this isn't a fml suck it up
alaskan420 0
Alaska FTW!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Sarah Palin!
puggfuggly 0
more like a badly caught frisbee, YDI for being a total baddie
172pilot 20
that was a perfectly thrown frisbee u just failed to catch it......
taconinja1995 0
I think the mountain threw the frisbee, trying to kill you a second time.
QwertyMcNugget 0
That damn dirty mountain!
megamandude455 10
lol @ taconinja
z620 0
fail? were u using a steel frisbee?
No_habla_espanol 11
lmfaooo
MollyXD124 7
or maybe the bear?
billieb_fml 0
it'll grow back.. suck it up chump!
georgeo10yal 0
agree and op lol that's such a fail lol fyl
ohSNAPyall 27
It may have a scar so that hair doesn't grow there.. price of the wild adventure trip. If anyone asks, tell 'em it's from the bear. ;)
ljw1993 0
lol'd
hairt 4
AHHHHH #5 YOUR PICTURE HAHAHAHA
turtlemansam 6
27 - Come on man, no need to be racist.
No_habla_espanol 11
how's it racist? look at the picturethe face is stretched
xxxbooxxx 16
WTF?!?
travisrocker 0
hahaha goooooo frisbie!!!!
theChupacabras 0
battle scars. cool.
chili10 18
you just read my mind.... haha =) but if anybody asks, op just tell them you got het doing one of those other things. you'll seem cooler.
chili10 18
hurt*
LittleMissShani 0
hope it doesn't scar:/
Baroness542 6
I split my eyebrow when I was a little kid, and it scarred. It's really not that bad, after you get the stitches out and it heals up, the scar is hardly noticeable. Plus, the scar that IS there looks pretty badass.
LilaBear 2
yeah my brother cut his eyebrow when he was about 5 and 13 years later still has a scar there.
Fictionalized 0
I think "fatally steep mountains" is one of the dumbest phrases I have ever heard.
crashtest1205 0
you best be trollin' 14.. a split eyebrow? big deal... I also say suck it up.. this is a stupid FML IMHO. and you are either trolling or you're just dumb..
fmlbrooo 0
Uhm, what does "trollin" mean ? ( x
technicolourain1 0
lmao smart one
punkchica123 0
same here...and i live in alaska -_-