Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. We were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say, "I love you". So I told him to, "say it already." Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
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Top comments
MiddleChild08 0
Your boyfriend of two years had never said I love you before (which is what it seems from the way you said it)? I think you should have been expecting a break up...either he really doesn't want to be with you or he has commitment issues...
ovrwhlmdbystupid 0
i don't advocate saying i love you like. a month into your relationship...but if you've been dating for two years and haven't established that you're in love yet...what exactly have you been doing this whole time?
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Comments (61)
FerrariCake 2
He probably met a stripper recently and wants to hook up with her, but he couldn't tell you. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. And it sounds like your boyfriend's staying in Vegas. (I assume you live in Vegas because that's where 97% of of the population of Nevada lives.)
956TXking 0
you asked for it.
blastvortex 4
While you shouldn't have been that presumptuous, there were probably plenty of signs that could've clued you into his actual intent. YDI, and yet FYL. FYL, and yet YDI. Meh, there's always a chance of these things in relationships anyway.
BritishHobo 0
Wow... did you really say 'say it already' like it sounds?
Zazu7711 0
rofl
kravitzz1990 0
What an asshole!!
kravitzz1990 0
if after two years he still hasnt said i love you, u really should have seen this coming!!!! :S
CallMeHush 1
Next time someone dumps you maybe they can send a nice text so you can see if there better way to get let down.
couny343 1
middlechild08 took the words right out of my mouth
Flutist 3
Sorry he dumped you. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. He ruined that.