Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML
Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my oven mitt has a hole. Time to get a new one, whenever my finger stops burning. FML
Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML
Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML
Today, I found out that our smoke detector doesn't work when my roommate turned on the wrong burner while trying to cook. Our air fryer was on said burner, and it started to melt. It sat there for who knows how long until I noticed smoke everywhere and went to investigate. We don't have an air fryer now. FML
Today, at work, our new chef managed to start a grease fire. We couldn’t put it out because he managed to splash the flaming grease onto the fire extinguisher. Yes, we couldn’t put out a fire because our fire extinguisher was on fire. The fire department guys just laughed and laughed. FML
Today, while cooking dinner, I managed to set my oven mitt on fire. In my panic, I tried to throw it in the sink, but it landed on a stack of t-shirts, which were lying on the counter. Both the mitt and my favorite Sonic Youth t-shirt now have matching burn holes. FML
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Top comments
mom2pen 4
At least your little brother didn't pee on it.
WCARlover 35
But be thankful you had a fire extinguisher...without it you could've lost your whole house
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Comments (123)
RagingWill 17
Well now you know and knowing is half the battle.
iDerp 3
If you were making cookies, and you burnt them, I'll kill you.
bluberry1995 4
At least you learned something out of it! ;)
wonder19 9
Warranty!!!!!! & a cooking class!!!!
XxSilentRebelXx 0
It could have been a lot worse! I'm 15 years old and left the cardboard under the pizza when I put it in the oven.. Burnt down the whole kitchen.
Okayitwasme 0
That must have been awful! Don't worry we all have some bazaar story. My husband was checking out his dads shot gun...at 15, Blew the French doors to bits. My son sprayed the highest, strongest bear spray in our house. Took months to get it out. You can't see that stuff. (we go in the wild a lot quading 4 wheeling)
Okayitwasme 0
Package it back up and get a different one. Defective! Being new it should have Timers. It may not have been your fault.
Hakando 5
Sucks to be u!
hateevryone 15
what were you trying to cook?
brick_man33 14
if pizza or lasagna where burned in the process, thats downright blasphemy.
ICATiger 13
Do you have insurance for your oven??