Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, my roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn't a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn't having it. I drank half a bottle of vodka, punched a hole in a wall, and cried while laying on the floor. FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
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mylifesucks305 0
ur a brave kid and a good friend
YOREALLY 0
Aw thts really sweet how you kept ur promise (:
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Comments (285)
puppy23 3
Props to you for not taking advantage. But if you've 'loved' her for two years, then grow a pair and tell her - when she's sober. Life is way too short. She won't hate you, the worst that can happen is she'll be flattered, the best that can happen is you'll get together. Just do it, otherwise look forward to many more lonely nights like that. Also relationships are built on trust, 'had to lie'? BS. If you're going to lie then this relationship is over before it's even begun.
grass123 0
urr stupiid then
Keyganator 5
She must have some sort of feelings for you if you wanted you to kiss her, unless she was unbelievably drunk.
hcovballer247 0
Idiot. You lost your chance. You're a good guy though (:
smartalek 2
Why not tell her? it shows she can trust you! trust me op, it'd be worth more for you to tell her.
pinkspaceboundro 0
wow.
GogoTheGreat 12
Noble man, you should be proud of yourself.
Grammar_Nazi101 0
Yeah, great idea. Better have some protection though...
sandwichmaterial 5
good guy greg!
stormchaser319 7
at least you have some some self control