Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.
dyingstart 0
At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"
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Comments (198)
jimbobo 0
asperger's syndrome maybe? Maybe he's just stating the obvious?
arienh4 0
That's insulting, we actually have common sense, you know. If I wanted to get married I wouldn't state it this way. Don't misuse a word like that.
kira1kira 0
phahahahahahaha!!!!
Polionixon 2
ok...... this guy just sounds like a creepier did anyone else picture a half retarded guy in your head while reading this? lol i did... maybe i'm just weird hahahahhahaha. No but really this guy does sorta sound controlling who does that?
Topguy 0
he's a keeper
sublime93 0
Your gonna get married, sounds like you really like him, so what's the problem? Doesn't sound like you're complaining, sounds more like you're just saying facts.
sarahlizzy 0
Run ... away ... fast
lexy88 0
yeah....you're an idiot. this is why your gender is the less intelligent one. since this is how it works, i guess i'll go pull the same thing on some random girl today. i mean she won't have a choice and won't refuse because this is what your gender likes.
jeanine_fml 0
What do you base your claims off of? I know it's not the fact that women statistically consistently score higher than men do on IQ tests. It can be said that blanket statements are a sign of ignorance and a mind that only sees things the way what it wants to see them.
plexico 4
I think it is a mark of Sooner Pride that your boyfriend begins every sentence with your state's postal abbreviation.
2FrackinRight 0
Get out now while you can. Guy's a controlling tool.
kukopia 0
Correct response: Yep, we're engaged now. You're gonna drop all your immature friends now. You're gonna get a real haircut now. You're gonna get me a nicer ring now. You're gonna pay for a big, fancy wedding now. You're gonna stop listening to your crap music and we're gonna only listen to my music now. You're gonna get a mini-van now. You're gonna get me a nice house with a white picket fence now.