Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.
dyingstart 0
At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"
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Comments (198)
snowieflake 0
If it really bugs you that much, don't marry him; don't even agree to be his fiance; in fact, if it really bugs you, just dump him
BeeSkwaird 0
* fiancée She's a she.
Synnie 0
FFFFF why is my computer lagging on me. /kick I shall go give you to thieves that tell me they're not a thief.
mk58 31
Yes, and we all REALLY care.
IdolChatter 0
If he actually phrased it that way it seems, well, odd. I agree with #11. Be careful & if he says "Ok, you have no friends but me now" then RUN!
NdnStlkr 0
I like the way this guy operates
stephie_rox 0
this isn't really an fml, considering you're engaged. it's still cute though
iwadasn 33
It is an FML, considering she's engaged, possibly against her will, to a control freak. You really think that's cute?
hellocello600 0
You can't really get engaged "against your will". She can still refuse despite what he thinks.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
I don't know, he comes off as the creepy stalker type. Agree with me or it get's the hose again...
jd0g07 0
haha now that's a true playa right there. look here bitch you mine now. lmao
AntiChrist7 0
A possesive asshole. And you want to marry that? YDI
zack767 0
he's just up front "ok were doing anal" "ok were having a threesome" "ok leave me alone with ur sister now"
allmidnighteyes 11
You speak as if these were personal fantasies you yourself have. "Hey there, Delilah, what's it like to have big *******? Every time I **** your asshole, I imagine Conway Twitty, yes I do.... I fantasize that you're a dude – one who's tattooed..."
SkaterChic 0
this made my day thank you
allmidnighteyes 11
you're welcome :] I'm glad it could
LinsKitty 0
ur sense of humor kills me -pees from lol'ing-thank u :D
lashleigh 0
Sounds like my fiance. After a few dates he told me, "well, you are my girlfriend now." He said he phrased it that way so I couldn't say no. When he proposed he said, "so I've been meaning to do this for a while now, and I know you're going to like it so we're getting married! you're mine!"
st0815 9
Well you could have said "No I don't want to". Admit it - you had a choice. :-) I suspect you actually like the somewhat dominant approach which he's using - which is ok as long as he treats you well otherwise. Don't be a doormat, though.
Cake95 0
thats cute. At least he was nice about it.
Dan2025 0
Now if he had started the evil laughing routine after the proposal then there might have been cause for concern.
Ranoona 0
Wait did you want to marry him? I get the feeling your fiancé is gonna keep controlling you around for as long as you two are married unless you do something about it. Good luck with him xD