Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.
dyingstart 0
At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"
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Comments (198)
skataboi76 0
I say fake or exaggerated. maybe he said those things but after he asked.
veritaserum 0
LOL wait a few years. One day he'll mess around with whatever method of birth control you're using, and then he'll be like "Okay, we're having a kid now".
LA_Barbie 11
@Lashleigh- the story you wrote is romantic but the way this guy did it on the FML is like he doesn't care. HAHAHA sucks for OP, but this guy is so unreal he rocks! lol so ****** hilarious & maybe you should break it off unless you wanna be married to someone who goes through life saying "ok __" with zero enthusiasum for life!
muffinsareyummy 1
no. that's not weird or controlling at all...
xxDestroyer 0
I don't get how this is an fml.
Pozoe 0
wow, haha! interesting boyfriend...but at least he gave you a ring!
meheeeen 0
If you don't like his style, why are you still with him?
supdear 0
Damn, laughed really hard at that one.
amsedel 1
lmao!! this is adorable!
soccerfreak009 0
well, do you like him?