Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.
dyingstart 0
At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"
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Comments (198)
Jakojan 4
(don't just read the 1st sentence and hate me) Women don't get to decide whether or not to get married. If you stay single too long, you'll just end up lonely, move up into the dark and creepy forest and become the crazy old witch who summons daemons and dragons to attack the lowly peasants who do nothing but mind their own business, picking their vegetables for the measly dinner they have to take home to feed their family of 13.5 kids that live in a one room cottage made of straw that they have to walk around in in bare feet. And eventually, the King / Queen will send troops and the peasants that are officially pissed off at you are gonna come with swords, pitchforks, and torches and arrest you, where you shall then be immediately convicted of witchcraft and you shall be hung in front on the entire town. Now. Do you really want that to happen? No? I didn't think so. (that was fun...)
ChocolateEclaire 0
@160, My aunt is 40 and single, (never married) and a woman can life a perfectly happy and full life without a husband, you know.
bubidood 0
Say no
shotgunhr 0
give him back the ring and say " ok we're broken up now."
tchaikovsky93 0
hahahahahaha
Michael216 0
That's cute :D
Epiczors 0
say "okay. we just broke up. go away."
sashakay 0
same thing happened to my sister!
g_willikers24 17
lol ;-)
Ikushka 3
ahahahahahahahaha MADE ME LOL!