Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, the door handle on my car broke. Now I have to roll down the window and use the outside handle to get out. Not only is this annoying, but my girlfriend gets irrationally angry every time, and rants about how trashy it looks. I can't fucking help that the handle broke, babe. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I thought I'd be a suave gentleman by opening the car door for my date. The handle came off in my hand, and I had to spend the next 15 minutes pretending I was doing an impromptu repair on my piece of shit car, when I had no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML
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thatonetribute 31
Kind of a bratty thing to do, hon.
KayDee29 31
This makes me happy. I definitely hit YDI.
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Comments (60)
Quetzal27 12
YDI... everyone knows that trying to be dramatic is A. a bratty thing to do and B that it often backfires on the person ..... you got what you deserved.
DumbAndYoung 30
Well, you sure showed her.
LosinIt2008 14
serves you right. Lol the best way to "get back" at your gf would have been to smile and calm gotten into your car and drive away without saying a word. THAT would have made her madder then what you did! just sayin...
DaPanda7 2
Ain't karma a bitch?
Goblin182 27
I just don't get people that abuse their own belongings because they are pissed off.
cmikey 14
Haha aww I bet it looked really cool to her too. Was it worth it?! ?
Thorzix 23
I really like when people start an FML with something along the lines of "I tried to be" or "I tried to impress". Makes it so easy to click YDI without bothering to read the whole thing :D Seriously though, YDI. I don't understand why anyone would ever get violent with their own belongings, risking to damage it, for an argument with someone else.
jlujan00_fml 9
Wait! Being a melodramatic asshole wasn't the answer?