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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff South Africa

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Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML

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Ninjafriends 1

When I read these types of FML's, I really wonder why some people find it so hard to hold in a fart. Is your ass that loose that when you shift you let out a gust of wind?

LOL! You should had looked around to see who did it. Lol..

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Lmao @ Ninjafriends

hahaaa(: yeah my sisters 4t grade teacher made them all say "hey! who fluffied"

pretty girls don't fart.

FAKE! women are biologically incapable of releasing flatulance!

LMAO!!! Ha ha!

HAHAHaaaaaaa!!!! 

you never know.... hey may have that kind of fetish

LMAO At least he caught your attention.

hahaha yeah... I would have look to my right in disgust then scoot to my left :) ha...

sucked in! lol