Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
South Africa
Rip it up
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
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Ninjafriends 1
When I read these types of FML's, I really wonder why some people find it so hard to hold in a fart. Is your ass that loose that when you shift you let out a gust of wind?
ilovelife_01 0
LOL! You should had looked around to see who did it. Lol..
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Comments (90)
eftup 9
at least it wasn't a queef?..
luke1998 0
lol
Shinygirlnz 1
Laughed SO hard.
stronghand0331 17
I believe that's called a queef.
jepe123 0
Eww. :/
Premium_fml 0
Damn. That sucks. That's some funny shit though LMAO.....
prontopup20 0
well you could have shat yourself
gman79 0
some men will pay extra for that
jenzilla 0
Win. :]
sueannpalma 7
lol farts are funny me n my bf have fart contests
slayer101794 5
if I were that guy I would have laughed then said " that's sexy" lol
drunkinditch 0
haha Mee too