Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
South Africa
Rip it up
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
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Ninjafriends 1
When I read these types of FML's, I really wonder why some people find it so hard to hold in a fart. Is your ass that loose that when you shift you let out a gust of wind?
ilovelife_01 0
LOL! You should had looked around to see who did it. Lol..
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VladAlex 0
fail
CrystalAngel 0
Wow embarrassing! O: Next time hold it in or at least look around and pretend is was somebody else [:
Zmeilerr 22
Was it silent but deadly or loud and proud?
evebright 5
"loud fart" indicates it was loud and proud. but I am betting you posted this reply so you could type out both and then snicker, which makes me snicker....(that is kind if like laughing, just so get it, cuz I know you must be young so you are thinking about candy)
teentee401 37
^damn
Nadinek98 0
CROWDED train. it could have been anyone. but did it smell because that is disgusting. well,on the bright side, at least u didn't crap Ur pantz. he would have noticed that.
abasio 1
She could see the guy sitting opposite, it obviously wasn't as crowded as she said. Maybe SA doesn't have Japanese style rush hour :)
boopityboppity 11
FML needs a "Like, OMG!" button.
Arschloch04 0
No, it doesn't.
idolsandanchors 0
Surely you can FEEL when you need to fart?Then you could have avoided this situation by not crossing your legs...
ThatLooksSticky 16
I would have winked and said, "I just blew you a kiss!"
RedPillSucks 33
Erm... Wow.
HAHA_ROFL 0
LOL new pick up line
kailyn10 0
lmao, gross.
Tanya33 1
Yeah i agree with that other guy. Its crowded so who's to say it was you? Plus, youre probably never gonna see the guy again. And he probably forgot about it if he noticed before either of you got to your stop.
bob90079 0
How hard is it to hold a damn fart in.
122333 0
hahahahaha. that's a good one