Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML
Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
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swanheart 35
In the uk - not sure about America - splashing a pedestrian with water is classed as an accident. If you go to the police station and report him he can be charged with leaving the scene of an accident. Might be a little karma for him if there are similar laws near you?
pokemyeyes 23
What a twat.
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Comments (66)
anshu0688 7
Just want to understand that thing which made you stand in the same point where the truck caused inconvenience to you for the second time. I assume, the repeated action was too swift for which the particular bad experience happened for the second time.
derimiah 1
"Today, I was driving along and I accidentally splashed a guy on the side of the road. He cursed and flipped me off but I still felt bad about it. When I reversed to apologize to him, I splashed him again. FML"
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Would've done the same. Yes he was at fault for splashing you but reacting like that isn't the answer
EsDeeCee 12
YDI for being an asshole
LosinIt2008 14
that really sucks! Lol
orsombre_fml 11
The second time is an assault.
newyearstandup 13
Never flip anyone off in a car period. I once flipped a guy off who kept scaring me by beeping right next to me and he then stopped to wait for me down the road to do God knows what. Lucky I was able to divert my walk...lesson learnt
Korpz13 16
Karma & Effect