Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I went up and spoke to someone at my local grocery store because I thought he was my neighbor. We chatted for nearly two minutes before he politely said, "I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea who you are." I still had to finish shopping in the same aisle. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
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Top comments
MisterDoctor 12
So why does he still ID you?
heathz 9
Not a red flag at all
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Comments (83)
154rct 7
And how is your life ****** because of this?
domroybal 0
The same thing happens to me, **** IT!!! They don't even ID me anymore as a matter of fact!
farkas420 0
You can't solve all life's problems with a glass of milk can ya
Thozzy 12
So, why is that a FML-moment? It isn't that weird when you get to know someone, even though they're maybe a tad alcoholic, they get called by their first names right?
maddyyghee 6
So what's wrong with that?
Art_Chick84 0
red flag maybe?? :/
pllamah 9
Same situation with me, except the guy works at a bus depot
Okayitwasme 0
Wear a different name tag. LOL
byron17 26
Tag??? It's the guys I.D card!!!
beebananaz88 0
No shame. No shame!
maddienoelle 13
I'd say it's fair to assume some help is needed.