Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML
Today, I had the most amazing lesbian sex of my life with this girl I had been crushing on for so long. Today is also the day I became practically homeless, courtesy of my parents, who apparently never heard of knocking before entering. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, after I moved in with my best friend a year ago, living with her and her boyfriend for over 3 months, I couldn’t handle them fighting so I moved out 9 months later. She cheated on her boyfriend with a coworker and is now moving in with me, so, "We can live like wild teenagers." We’re both 30 and I’m not single. FML
Today, my dad found condoms in my room and kicked me out of the house. I know I’m 22 but I have nowhere to go. When I told him this, he threw a rolling suitcase at me and told me, “You have somewhere to go now - your boyfriend’s house!” I don’t even have a boyfriend, just casual random hookups. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my dad caught me having sex with my secret boyfriend, so he threw him naked into the street. I’m 28 years-old and it’s my house. This kind of bullshit is exactly the reason I kept my boyfriend a secret and why I got a mortgage I can barely afford, just so I didn’t live with my dad anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, my fiancé of over 5 years and I split, since I don't want kids and he does, which I have told him throughout our relationship. It gets better: we live in a house that his father owns and his father wants me out… in a fucking week. FML
Today, after my fiancé and I recently separated, their choice not mine, we decided to stay friends, and still live in the same house. Now I get the pleasure of listening to him flirt and have long conversations with some girl every night. FML
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chunkalicious 7
Well.. Demand some allowance at least, and get yourself a nice motel room.
Undefined323 5
FYL indeed. Hopefully you can get back on your feet.
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Comments (84)
RayearthNinja 10
First off OP, I do hope you manage to get back on your feet again. And if you and your fiancé can survive this, well then it was meant to be.
zandalee 20
This is very common. People all over the world are loosing their houses. Don't feel bad like you have failed in any way. You are young and can start again. Your love will get you through this. It's not how you fall down that counts, it's how you get back up again!
rightcoastva 1
I'd love to go hook up in a hay field, sounds fun...but itchy. You've got someone who apparently loves you and family you can depend on. Life sucks sometimes but it isn't all bad. tl;dr - Doesn't matter, had sex ;)
BrotherTheo 31
^^- This. Totally This. As a city boy, if I where in this situation, I wouldn't even have the option of a hay field with the stars, etc as a background. In some ways, it actually sounds kind of lovely.....
Pleonasm 36
So finding some privacy is like finding your needle in a haystack, eh. A needle, I meant A needle, didn't I? Hay, who am I to judge, I'm no expert in the field.
Schiffy 18
That was funnier than it should have been....
darkblade007 6
Lmao. Of course.. Gotta be a comedian somewhere, eh?
Saikon1357 25
Not really on par with a teenager's...they get a lot more privacy now a days. But still fyl OP for intrusive parents.
Alan2 24
OP's parents welcomed her back into the house when OP was experiencing financial difficulties. It is their house, so it is their rules. At the most, OP should have a conversation with her parents about extending the boundaries of her privacy and her freedoms. It's always better to attempt to talk it out before making rash decisions.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Just a circumstance of life, op, don't feel bad. I hope things get better for you soon. And in any case, escapades like that may keep the spice in your relationship.
HeyArnold91 8
As a fellow Tennessean, I don't know if I think this is funny or embarrassing
pradip 26
Find a trailer or a place soon. Till then explore some good places for sex, and make a book about places to have sex away from home, u can make a fortune.
annie_nk 23
A hay field. That's new. Sounds like you're being creative instead of resorting to usual places like a car. Kudos!
ultra_notorious 26
At least you're still getting laid, way better than getting no play!