amf
United States
Reasons to be cheerful, pt. 4
Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
soon to be unemployed
Southampton, United Kingdom
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
maxthndr
United States
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
CalebNotShomo
Houston, United States
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Double blow
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got fired from my first-ever job. Via text. I hadn't even started the first day but I'm expected to drive an hour and a half to my now ex-boss's house to return the key. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice meeting you
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
damngurl
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
feistychick
United States
Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML
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dreamering 16
What did you expect? "You're fired asshole?"
tigerkyle92 0
Texting is never the right way for firing or break ups. What happened to being sincere and having a face to face conversation?
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Comments (106)
chosha_fml 27
#76 He WAS a jerk about it, just fir firing someone by text.
tmmundy 17
what a chicken shit way of doing things. your boss or ex-boss needs to grow some big "ones" and start doing business the professional way.
xdust 4
At least there polite about it.
wtfedup 0
that means he or she thinks your not ready and wishes u the best
cdude200 10
I would've replied when do I get to pick up my last paycheck.
Nitial 6
that was her text signature
ndiggidy 0
lol saw this on reddit. on r/askreddit a boss was asking whether it was right or not to fire via text
BustaCapInYoAss 5
I don't see the fml in this?
teaanddinosaurs 1
Awh man, I've been let go from a job before via text and it isn't nice. Plus, it's so impersonal and so difficult to 'see' their tone of voice, so to speak, that they can make you feel like a really shitty person even if you weren't fired through any fault of your own.
prismis 0
it depends on OP's situation... I did the hiring/firing at a construction site where I hired a good friend of mine. He didn't pull his weight, was late or didn't show up. The last day he didn't show up I texted him and told him not to come back except to sign the papers stating why he was being let go..