amf
United States
Reasons to be cheerful, pt. 4
Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
soon to be unemployed
Southampton, United Kingdom
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
maxthndr
United States
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
CalebNotShomo
Houston, United States
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Double blow
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got fired from my first-ever job. Via text. I hadn't even started the first day but I'm expected to drive an hour and a half to my now ex-boss's house to return the key. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice meeting you
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
damngurl
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
feistychick
United States
Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML
Top comments
dreamering 16
What did you expect? "You're fired asshole?"
tigerkyle92 0
Texting is never the right way for firing or break ups. What happened to being sincere and having a face to face conversation?
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Comments (106)
Livinia 11
What did you want it to be? "Glad you're gone, get ****** you asshole". Would that make your day?
bigred7070 0
like a boss!
Khaos_198 4
I know how that feels, i got fired by text once too and to make it worse I got the message the day after I came home from my honeymoon. She told me not to bother coming back to work, they'd decided that things went just fine without me when I was gone so they'd decided they didn't really need me and she hoped I understood.
RockstarRN 10
That totally sucks! I did after my daughter was hospitalized but at least he was nice enough to tell me to my face. Wait, nope...still makes him an a$$hole!
Person1233 13
I know that feel bro.
SouljaBabii 0
so... move on
mexicotoucher 7
Give out your boss' number to hobos and perverts telling them it's a free sext line
N3v43h 0
or... put an add in the paper... corvette for sale, $200. just need it out of here. I work 3rd shift so please call between the hours of 1am and 6am. xxx-xxx-xxxx
bianchieiei 13
HAHAHA xD d fml wasnt funny,twas sad but u two comments were so ******* funny!
UAVisONLINE 8
be glad they were doing the nice way. not the 'asshole' way. Although doing these things (break ups, fired) isn't right.
barlessprison 16
Firing someone through text and sounding so nonchalant about it is not exactly the definition of "nice".
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Wow, does he have NO decency?
perdix 31
My last firing ended, "GTFO STFU DIAF LOL xD" You'd think after 10 years of college, I'd get something a bit more dignified.
Nuttyicecream 2
Stfu! get out for reals?
WordSmyth 2
There's something great about imagining Perdix typing the "xD" face, even if it is just in context.
Dragokillz 0
at least he was being kind. I don't see how this is an FML. for most people, it is hard to fire someone because you feel guilty.
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
at least it didnt say "**** off" :) lol