Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I was dancing in a club when some manager told me to stop messing around and get back on stage or I’m not getting paid. I think he thought I worked for him. I was in jeans and a glittery vest, all the dancers were in booty shorts and bikini tops. What the hell, my guy? FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML
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pawpaw_fml 0
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAAAYBAR GAAAYBAR GAAAYBAR!
swimchica22 0
but he's a guy.....
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Comments (46)
DameGreyWulf 1
Honey, didn't your friends tell you to stuff it down your bra?
swimchica22 0
but he's a guy.....
evanwilliams 4
Well that's what you get for being a ******.
bulletwings 0
nice. i hope you fall down the stairs and break your neck. just sayen.
sTejaski 0
OP, you are a twat.
thighsofglory 0
That is too bad for you, and I mean that sincerely. Next time you should put your money in your shoe. Better it's a little damp than missing.
Youd_laugh_2 0
Damn! I gotta learn that move.
driedpeaches 0
"the very sneaky man" yeah... you're gay
3262alex 13
You obiously didn't notice that this was posted by a guy so yea I think he's gay
Ninjaface 0
What, you thought you were getting that for free?
stephi0629 0
thats why i keep my money in my bra at all times =]
_20jre 0
OP is a guy, i dont think guys wear bra.
da_byrdwatcha 0
he dances with dudes he might
Cher_GaGa 0
Dude if it were me I would have went back and found him and kicked his bitch ass tail! and if he was gone I would have probly kicked someone elses ass!! lol jk
ShadowzI 0
as I said YouTube comment system will work very well here... drags all this first loving retards to the botom to wallow on their computer that they lost against the Internet.