Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML
Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML
Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML
Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML
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spaaw 0
LMFAO, good thing you didnt stick ur tongue out instead
silbern 0
2 questions... 1) how could you not feel that it was shit in your hand? and, 2) why do you have to prove to your friends that it is raining?
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Comments (61)
AndreaHatesYou1 0
Wow, you're a ******* dumbass.
neon_shoes 0
That takes skill to catch bird poop with your hand.
padlarf 14
"when I finally caught one" So, how long would you have to try to come to the conclusion that it isn't raining ?
enough4 0
Perfectly said.
quantum_insanity 0
O_o There's so much wrong with this I can't even formulate it into a sentence....
shoieb9 14
Fake!
makino_fml 2
Someone is amused way too easily XD
Cristaderzi 0
Actualky thats Good Luck Lol
trav15 0
That's God damn awesome. YDI for thinking it was raining
Stumblebum30 5
So when it landed in your hand you didn't glance down at it even once before covering it up? also, bird poop is larger than a little rain drop. bird poop usually splats. this is a made up story.
enough4 0
A man who would actually stand around waiting for a raindrop to hit his hand, so he can run around yelling to his friends that it's raining after all, could not have friends to begin with. I do believe I've uncovered your little canard, OP.