Today, I locked myself out of my truck for the first time. While trying to unlock it, it started to rain. After half an hour, I successfully unlocked the door and then drove over my bookbag, which I had placed underneath the truck to keep it out of the rain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I was driving into work in my hubby’s truck. It’s his pride and joy. I managed to both get a flat tire and lock my keys inside the truck at a gas station, with my face mask also inside. Oh, and it’s 19 degrees. At least it’s sunny. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I had an amazing date with my girlfriend. Everything was going great, until I locked my keys in the car. It then started raining. FML
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Top comments
eastmanwolf 0
#1 Book bag doesn't always literally mean only a bag of books. It could have other things that are expensive and breakable in it. Besides, some people also get upset about ruining or losing books, believe it or not.
akfml 0
dont feel bad...i locked both sets of my keys in my car withen the first hour i had my car.
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Comments (42)
ohhhhshizzz 0
#32: Read the damn post above you.
AlexZB 0
how did you run over it? unless you put the bag next to the wheel
YDIibet 0
if i were you, id run over it like 5 ******* times. i hate my bookbag EPIC WIN!
ineedusername 0
It's only books
tennisgirl022 0
oh no, YOU RAN OVER BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! how will you ever go on???!!!!!!!!!!!
ineedusername 0
Y is this in sex?
rakhil11 7
38 made me laugh, but now I'm curious....
DynamicDave 11
Why didn't you put it in the middle, away from the tires? YDI
PrincessLayah 1
so is it a truck or a car... I don't think you should be driving either!