Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Spring Grove, United States
Put it away!
Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML
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Lazybum99 9
You deserved it dude. Way to go
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Officer: "whatcha doin' there?" OP: Oh shit "uhh nothing, ma'am, just watering the grass"
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MeyMeyChan 6
Sounds like the beginning of a porno..
CanadianCutie22 16
haha that's funny
WtfLoser 13
Ew haha
perdix 31
She just reprimanded you instead of writing you a citation? I guess she thought the state wouldn't have a case because of *lowers sunglasses* insufficient evidence.
I_heart_sex 1
Lol the "body of evidence" was not convincing.
perdix 31
Yeah, the line-up down at the police station ought to be pretty awkward. "#3 turn sideways and shake the last few drops off..."
groupleader 7
Obviously she wasn't impressed.
inkblotdrummer 6
That almost sounds like the half ass attempts at a **** story line.
MIDMichele 5
Did you get her number?
alsknu 7
That sucks now you could be considered a sex offender. Hope it was worth it.
night_saint 5
You pissed her off.
AzzieC 12
Were u drunk