Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Spring Grove, United States
Put it away!
Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML
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Lazybum99 9
You deserved it dude. Way to go
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Officer: "whatcha doin' there?" OP: Oh shit "uhh nothing, ma'am, just watering the grass"
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amak1228 3
You deserve it, that's disgusting.
laden_swallow09 35
Know what else is disgusting? Peeing in a bathroom. Defecating is gross regardless of location, but we all have to do it. It's not like OP was showcasing his relief to everyone.
BMC1999 0
NICE!!! :P
nite66 21
"And kids, this is how I met your mother."
bubo_fml 11
Did you express your affection via a "golden arch?"
landsharkman 3
Did you get her number because I would have
jcrb 11
a drunken man is stopped by an attractive female officer. she tells him, " anything you say can and will be held against you." to which he replied, "boobs."
TyrantOverSeer 13
Dude YDI