Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Spring Grove, United States
Put it away!
Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML
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Lazybum99 9
You deserved it dude. Way to go
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Officer: "whatcha doin' there?" OP: Oh shit "uhh nothing, ma'am, just watering the grass"
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Comments (125)
Lazybum99 9
You deserved it dude. Way to go
wallandpiece 16
Care to explain why you were urinating in public..?
ripresno 10
Come on, the guy just had to piss! :)
igive 29
There are times when you just can't hold it.
hwkfan1 10
Not sure if high/drunk or just has no bladder control.
KM96 24
15 , there are public toilets for that
airforce987 20
Hey OP, just be thankful there weren't any kids around. Then you'd be a sex offender.
Alwayspullout 7
I'm surprised they still arrest people for that in Illinois...
SeaMen 3
63- there aren't just public bathrooms laying around everywhere.
joooeee 3
As long as you aren't whipping it out right in front of people, I see no reason while publicly urinating on a bush/tree should be illegal
melikesfml 11
I think everyone missed the FML. He had his penis out while peeing... A hot female police officer comes up ... I think most of us know what happens when attraction strikes...
rockaroths 15
72 - reference to horrible bosses?
glowbaby 15
I guess you could say she was...pissed off.
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Public urination? Tell me, how drunk/high were you?
BandWagonGuy 8
What's the shoulder height of your horse?
yahoowizard 16
Bathrooms are in loads of places, but still not everywhere.
Zya_fml 8
12 - That's not random, not at all.
Amethyst888 14
3- Do you have to be drunk or high to pee in public? Not everyone who does stuff like that is on drugs. Have you never been camping before?
StoryOfTheYear 15
41- Camping in public? Only for midnight releases, otherwise camping doesn't relate to this FML at all.
Amethyst888 14
49- I realize camping has nothing to do with this FML, but when people go camping they sometimes end up peeing in public places, or just not in a bathroom, because there is no avoiding it. So what I was trying to say is that people who go camping and pee outside on a bush or something are not necessarily on drugs, so it's wrong of 3 to assume that anyone who pees in public is under the influence.
StopDropNRoll 11
I'm amazed at how shocked everyone is about guy peeing in public. You swear you haven't had to take a piss and found a bush or a concealed wall a pissed there.
BandWagonGuy 8
Zya please, you really don't get what I'm saying?
HairyPunisher 27
Yeah how does no one get BandWagonGuy's comment? He's implying that the comment about OP being high or drunk came from a judgmental person on a high horse. I agree with his comment. There is absolutely NO indication foul activity took place with OP. Maybe he was on a road trip and stopped off the side of the road. Who knows.
therealslim 15
^ clearly not
doctorhook86 25
Peeing in a bush when you're camping isn't public urination; peeing in an alleyway where you could reasonably expect someone to walk in on you is.
BandWagonGuy 8
At hairy punisher, THANK YOU!
KiddNYC1O 22
64- Couldn't agreed more. When you have to go you gots to go.
Zya_fml 8
Oh my back, I just thought you were being really random.
laden_swallow09 35
68 - Just how clear is it for you? Please enlighten us.
horsechick123 0
16'3 and what OP was gross like come on
VampObsessed 16
Really? You just had to go so badly that you seriously couldn't find a park or any other establishment? Sorry buddy; definite ydi.
I_Punch_Babies 7
i had to piss on the side of a building once cuz there wasnt a restroom nearby. sometimes you cant help it. the trick is making sure no one can see you or at least not making it obvious.
Zya_fml 8
Some people need to control their bladder.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Some store owners need to let you use their goddamn restroom.
I_Punch_Babies 7
nothing like walking into jail with a boner
thisisafunnyname 12
I don't think you get arrested for public urination.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Officer: "whatcha doin' there?" OP: Oh shit "uhh nothing, ma'am, just watering the grass"
destinee_95 2
That's the best comment ever hahaha
klovemachine 24
Agreed
Zya_fml 8
Well, I've seen better.
Brenda37 13
Seems like you guy haven't been on FML for too long.
destinee_95 2
Just because you guys didn't like it doesn't mean I can't think it's hilarious. We just have a different sense of humor:)
klovemachine 24
My comment didn't deserve a thumbs down...gee people get a sense of humor :P
laden_swallow09 35
Yes, it did. You dont have to express how much you concur with someone's comment if you're just going to use two syllables. That's what the Thumb Up button is for.
ariannaimelda 7
Nothing like the fresh smell of piss to set the romantic mood ;)
Il_Maestro 6
Hell, I hear that. My dog loves that shit.
Doxy 22
Don't underestimate the number of people who have weird kinks.
klovemachine 24
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on :D
StoryOfTheYear 15
If there was a vent diagram about your comment and the FML the only thing in the middle would be "Piss".
StoryOfTheYear 15
:( Venn*
therealslim 15
Were you expecting him to re-type the fml or something? A comment doesn't have to contain words from the fml to be valid..
therealslim 15
Scrap that, the fml doesn't even use the word 'piss' in the first place
middlecyclone 5
Oh god. He's not saying it needs to contain the same words. He's saying this comment had nothing to do with the FML except that it was about urination. Was that really that hard?
sarah56195 0
This has absolutely nothing to do with the FML.
lex1459 38
Why were you peeing in public in the first place?
Amethyst888 14
Because OP had to pee of course! :)
pinkpixie06 11
You've probably had some pretty nasty dreams about a similar situation...minus the public urination part.
mattorama 15
Hey now, don't judge. Nothing wrong with fantasizing about it WITH the peeing part as well...
Il_Maestro 6
Dude, if you're trying to pick up a hot cop, peeing in public is not your best bet.
Amethyst888 14
I don't think OP was trying to pick up hot cops, the fact that the cop was hot just added to his humiliation and misery.
Il_Maestro 6
Yeah I got that. Dumb joke was dumb.