Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Spring Grove, United States
Put it away!
Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML
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Lazybum99 9
You deserved it dude. Way to go
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Officer: "whatcha doin' there?" OP: Oh shit "uhh nothing, ma'am, just watering the grass"
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Comments (125)
ambowew 7
Least OP wasn't pissing in a cup in the kitchen whilst babysitting. Nothing wrong with going economical and saving water, geez!
Larawk 8
LOL I remember that one
PrincessPesa 20
Don't lie. You WANTED to get caught peeing in public because getting reprimanded by extremely hot police officers totally turns you on. You're a secret urine-stained sexual deviant! Stop wasting our hard earned tax dollars on your sick sex games. I've got your number!
jojimugo 20
Ok judge Judy
Mauskau 36
No.
PrincessPesa 20
If imagining me with a big black robe banging a gavel and saying this with a really grating voice does it for you so be it. I was just messing around with an otherwise pretty bland fml. I won't apologize for fits of boredom-induced madness!
ripresno 10
Well, did you at least try to get her digits? =)
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
I'm guessing you got charged for public ejaculation seconds later.
Il_Maestro 6
Not everyone is as quick as you.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
When the hell did I say that I erupt that fast?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Just now c: "...I erupt that fast?" I pictured a volcano. I like volcanos.
Il_Maestro 6
There's a button for that.
mrtjawesome 14
in the country, you can run down the road pissing and still probably not get caught. ive seen it before
bettyc4 26
Shoulda asked her if she was thirsty
Amethyst888 14
Eww no he should not have. The hot cop would not have appreciated that particular sexual reference anymore than I did.
kandi_kid69 15
That's nasty :/
unknown_user5566 27
Well maybe you shouldn't have peed in public? On the other hand, if you're hung well, it could end up working out for you. ;) But the moral of the story remains, don't piss in public.
Yousuck24 21
Smooth OP. Smooth.
Zya_fml 8
Public urination? How mature.
SliceOfCake 9
I know right? What an immature bladder.