Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out I'd grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML
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Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
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kire_fml 0
You see, I usually take a towel with me to the shower.. :p
Dr_Phil 0
Why didn't you use a towel after you got out of the shower? I don't understand. This sounds like BS.
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Comments (69)
MorlekEngel 0
I hope your cute, maybe you're well endowed!
cr1sis 0
well that was stupid
doggie3 0
Um. Shouldn't you double check to make sure you wrapped a TOWL around yourself? instead of, maybe, I don't know, a poncho? And also, who just has a random poncho hanging up on their towel rack?
miseryisfunny 0
i made an account just so i can commend you on your comment. that was hilarious the fml itself didnt make me laugh as hard as your comment did. lmfao
julianna5782 12
I don't ever grab towls.
hunnibunnz 13
Wow can any of you read? It says WOMAN. I'm betting they weren't laughing at the size of her crotch.
zolltf 4
FINALLY someone else noticed, I was beginning to think I was the only one who read woman
iluvpeanutbutter 22
same! no one appears to be able to read that the OP is a female! granted, it would have been funnier if it was a guy...
michelleeeey 12
Where?? How do I keep missing it?
julianna5782 12
wow, you still don't know that on most apps (at least the android ones I've used) DON'T TELL YOU the gender of the op? how many times does this have to get mentioned?
weaboo 12
Yeah no it does say the OPs gender next to her name
vollyball921 0
wow how do u not notice tht before u went out? lol o n btw FYL lol
zolltf 4
It's a girl
woofis 0
SHE is a girl
Youser 0
was the girl hot
talbot008 0
the op is a girl and wouldn't you feel a breeze or something down there
validus 0
lol!