Today, I sent my boss an animated GIF of a dancing banana instead of the report he'd requested. He replied with a dancing potato. Productivity level: absolute zero. FML
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Today, I sent my boss a picture of my cat instead of the report I was supposed to send. He replied, "Maybe I should've hired him instead of you." FML
Today, I accidentally sent my boss a meme about hating work. Her reply? "Same." FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I gave my boss a report I wrote on my own time, full of suggestions on how to increase productivity and profits at our company. He said my ideas made "about as much sense as pistol-whipping a ghost" and that I was impressing no one. FML
Today, at work, I had to analyze timecards data and generate a report on the least billed / occupied people at work. I found myself at the bottom. I sent it to my boss too. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I received a company-wide email from my boss, praising a coworker's extra effort at improving our line of business. The coworker's efforts were a direct copy-and-paste of a plan I put together three months ago. No one cared when I gave the presentation. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
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Jessica Carey 11
That's the best kind of boss to have
RichardPencil 32
Are you two starting an affair?
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Are you two starting an affair?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Is this 21st Century flirting? I want no part of it! Not that I ever will.
tiptoppc 21
Only if he looks like an absolute spud. Meanwhile, she’s got a surprise for him in her pocket AND is happy to see him.
Jessica Carey 11
That's the best kind of boss to have
tiptoppc 21
I agree. Some days productivity doesn’t happen. Sometimes, things like this make future references at work good days out of bad days and better friendships/ work relationships when things get tense. You never know. It’s better than being fired or yelled at, at least…
FluffythePink 24
At least it was only a dancing potato and you can both laugh about it.
Wadlaen 24
Åt least it seems like you're on the same level...
JillianJuneBug 39
Not gonna lie, this is one of my new favorite FMLs ever
Crowned Sataness 12
sounds like your boss is pretty awesome with a sense of humor