Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Premonition
Today, I received a "Get Well Soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML
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JudgeTroll 6
Do you have any psychic friends?
inhindsight 11
Send them a thank you card and ask for tomorrows winning numbers.
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KitGrey 4
Living in the lake house?
alexa9510 1
How incredibly creepy..
rdifsp 5
Why would this person deserve it?
MURIKKA 11
Later that day, OP received an ad for window repair.... *brick flies through window*
Bonzer 2
Or flood insurance...
icemand90 17
was it from Murphy?
TheJester12 15
One. How many psychics does it take make a person stumble down the stairs like a bumbling fool?
DocBastard 40
The card was probably sent by a lawyer trawling for business. He'll call you tomorrow to discuss your rights and how you can sue the home builder and the manufacturer of the stairs. You'll be set for life, you lucky bastard!
MCRaddict15 15
How come you always find the bright side in every situation? It's almost impossibly creepy.
olpally 33
Don't question doc's greatness.
MCRaddict15 15
Oh, I guess it came out as an insult. It wasn't meant to be, I think I've just noticed a lot of his comments come out with a sort of bright side in a bad situation. It seems a little strange but intriguing.
olpally 33
He's the master at mind-blowing us with his logic. Don't worry. Haha
TrueTriage 16
He's not a god.... Just a witty doctor. Possibly one of the few in the world
YummiliciousLibb 4
this belongs on MLIA
CherryLipBalm 1
That's scary! You should send them a letter back asking about winning lottery numbers(:
CarouselHeart 11
That's spooky, OP.