Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamed and jumped, knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now banned from the only grocery store in town. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, my sister and I were trying to teach our kids how to Double Dutch. While giving a demonstration of how to jump in while the ropes were turning, my feet got jumbled. I ended up faceplanting in front of all the kids, who screamed in horror at my bloodied face and missing tooth. FML
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MindFreakazoid 10
That's like Death coming to your door and tripping on the front step.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well jeez, if you're going to dress up just to scare someone, at least make sure the costume fits. I usually just start singing and dancing, that can be pretty scary...
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Comments (73)
liv_graham 7
The killers name is Ghostface.
CuriousAlien 7
Oh no you're STILL alive. You've cheated death..........you know what that means.............there is NO escaping now. Quick Question: What's your favorite scary movie? :)
chocolateisyum 12
My favourite scary movie is when #3 starts singing and dancing in the nude. It's pretty entertaining to watch. But it does tend to scare off his suitors.
tj5810 21
So is this your favorite scary movie?
Vidrill 22
Oh,dear.... You wouldn't happen to be one of those obnoxious YOLO people by any chance?
Zomg_Okay 27
He tried to play a prank on his brother. I don't know where you got the idea that this was linked to the idiot's carpe diem.
DocBastard 40
You'd better hope the ER doc you saw doesn't have a blog for highlighting stupid people who do stupid things. I daresay you qualify. Easily.
winkydog4056 16
#21_Dear Doc, All
winkydog4056 16
#21_All the ER docs I work with in the ER have some kind of 'Stupid Shit' logs of some sort...
lelo007 11
Weren't people over being scared of Ghostface about 10 years ago?
BlueFlatts 20
I'd tell him Halloween was over a month ago, but I guess he missed the memo.
ICastillo 25
Yeah I agree #23 no ones afraid of Ghostface. If OP wanted to scare someone he should of dressed like Lady GaGa, now that bitch is scary as hell.
lelo007 11
Yes, dressed as Lady GaGa singing Justin Bieber songs. Ughhh.
chocolateisyum 12
I guess he didn't end up SCREAMing then. .. Okay bad pun, I'll go hide somewhere for the rest of my life.
CuriousAlien 7
I kinda liked it!
laughmaster 9
Thumbed up just cause you noticed your error
martin_martian7 11
This feels like It would come out on one of those scary movies parodies.
droln4maltesers 8
Nothing scarier than Karma itself. YDI!
BlueFlatts 20
Too short? Wear high heels! Btw I think your mistaking scream for scary movie. PS: I know your a guy, but how much funnier would that have been.
lyskiss 10
High heels make noise when walking. How would OP scare anyone if they could hear him coming?